Bulldog Knives

The monkey is.
Drunk monkey will not know what is going to face until the bog bites a ** then he'll sober up really fast, climb a tree with her free hand and foot, and stab the s * ** the dog from a safe distance (the dogs are stubborn so it always come back to the tree to get stabbed). Eventually the monkey becomes your new best friend ..... if not stab your a ** in the victory hug.

of this cruel man.

rofl.

The Owl o rly own desire both.

Monkeys scratching their heads a lot, so I think it will screw itself over.

I think the monkey.

Certainly the Bulldog

Drunken Monkey-moves faster and is more unpredictable, also has greater dexterity.

I am a Japanese robot from parts of monkey and I can tell you first hand that the monkey would win, but if she was drinking rum and tequila for three days straight and listened to rap music for twenty- four hours.

Or Buldog.

Hard to say, really.

Bulldog

youre an idiot